If you’ve ever rage-pushed to prod on a Friday… this one’s for you.
PLAI turns tech trauma into tabletop triumph. Or at least, revenge.

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PLAI is a fast-paced card game, built over years by a data engineer and tested by devs, founders, doomers, and luddites like you.
We’ve refined it through countless playtests so you can enjoy the high-stakes thrill of building—and sabotaging—the next big tech giant.
- Players
- 2-5
- Game time
- 7-34 min
- Revisions
- 19
- Beta testers
- 10B+
- Satire potential
- Unlimited
🚀 Ready to ship this sprint!
Put the rivals in the rear view mirror, and relive endless life-changing experiences every game. Ready to order.
- With Magic
We rebranded our vectorized cache of hallucinations as a containerized, then immediately orphaned to better support because the test suite is ‘aspirational’. - And a lot of AI
After weeks of planning, we finally synthetic data warehouse with vibes our virtualized using WebAssembly and hope to align with the CEO’s weekend vision.
- Board game.
- Let's leave the phones home and go back to play like in Mesopotamia. Because analog is the new retro.
- With friends.
- Play with friends and work colleagues while you have them.
- Win.
- Nothing else matters. It's you against the market. Don't let them have any funding and hang them dry.
- Cloud agnostic.
- Do you use one of the big clouds? None of them? No worries, PLAI is designed to be local-first and resillient to cloud downtimes.
- Privacy.
- It's your game so you decide how to plai. Our cards respect your privacy and have no trackers within.
- A box.
- Unlike laptops, computers and servers, we provide a box you'll want to use most of the time to store the cards away.
I thought working in tech was intense, but this game takes it to a whole new level. At least in PLAI, I can be the CEO.
Casey C.Data Unicorn, Nat20 Corp
Who needs real-life success when you can dominate the tech world on your living room table?
Mark Z.Head of Data Manipulation, TrustMe Inc.
Finally, a way to experience startup stress without the paycheck!
Esther L.Prompt Engineer, AItomate