Fully buzzword-compliant. Now with 3x more synergy.

PLAI is the agile-friendly, VC-certified, ISO-adjacent tech game you’ll want at your next offsite. Or retro. Or rage quit.

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PLAI, the best AI tech based and startup card game spread showing buzzword, attack, and defense parody cards.

Board Field AI tested

PLAI is a fast-paced card game, built over years by a data engineer and tested by devs, founders, doomers, and luddites like you.

We’ve refined it through countless playtests so you can enjoy the high-stakes thrill of building—and sabotaging—the next big tech giant.

Players
2-5
Game time
7-34 min
Revisions
19
Beta testers
10B+
Satire potential
Unlimited
Understand the cards
How to Plai

🚀 Ready to ship this sprint!

Put the rivals in the rear view mirror, and relive endless life-changing experiences every game. Ready to order.

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With Magic
If you squint hard enough, the CSV file that became sentient kinda looks like it was refactored for synergetic compliance for maximum agile throughput.
And a lot of AI
They asked for scalability, so we gave them a zero-dependency GraphQL gateway that validated with placeholder values to align with imaginary compliance needs.
Board game.
Let's leave the phones home and go back to play like in Mesopotamia. Because analog is the new retro.
With friends.
Play with friends and work colleagues while you have them.
Win.
Nothing else matters. It's you against the market. Don't let them have any funding and hang them dry.
Cloud agnostic.
Do you use one of the big clouds? None of them? No worries, PLAI is designed to be local-first and resillient to cloud downtimes.
Privacy.
It's your game so you decide how to plai. Our cards respect your privacy and have no trackers within.
A box.
Unlike laptops, computers and servers, we provide a box you'll want to use most of the time to store the cards away.

I thought working in tech was intense, but this game takes it to a whole new level. At least in PLAI, I can be the CEO.

Casey C.
Data Unicorn, Nat20 Corp

Who needs real-life success when you can dominate the tech world on your living room table?

Mark Z.
Head of Data Manipulation, TrustMe Inc.

Finally, a way to experience startup stress without the paycheck!

Esther L.
Prompt Engineer, AItomate