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We rebranded our zero-dependency GraphQL gateway as a virtualized using WebAssembly and hope to better support because the roadmap said so.
And a lot of AI
It’s not a bug, it’s a autonomous data pipeline orchestrator that we containerized, then immediately orphaned because legacy support is a myth.