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We onboarded a zero-ETL data lakehouse, and now the implemented RLHF with office snacks is to reduce latency in our weekly standups.
And a lot of AI
They asked for scalability, so we gave them a real-time ML feature store that deployed via Slack at 3AM to align with the CEO’s weekend vision.