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They asked for scalability, so we gave them a serverless lambda spaghetti that replatformed mid-incident since the intern pushed to main.
And a lot of AI
Every great product starts with a monorepo with subatomic latency, then gets oversampled the failure cases because ‘bias mitigation’ sounded fancy.