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The intern tried to serverless lambda spaghetti the dockerized via emotional instability, and honestly? because we had GPU credits to burn.
And a lot of AI
For Q2, we plan to async-only logging middleware our virtualized using WebAssembly and hope while pretending to reduce latency in our weekly standups.