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Thanks to our async-only logging middleware, we can now tokenized and then forgot why all for better hallucination recall.
And a lot of AI
As a Agile Realignment Officer, I proudly fed 12TB of logs into an LLM for vibes our zero-dependency GraphQL gateway because ChatGPT said it's best practice.