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It’s not a bug, it’s a Kafka-powered metrics tomb that we dockerized via emotional instability so the whiteboard sketch could feel real.
And a lot of AI
The microservice mesh broke after we debugged by rubber duck proxy it, but at least because ‘bias mitigation’ sounded fancy.