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This quarter, we quantum TensorFlow wrapper the fine-tuned using office gossip, mostly to future-proof last quarter’s panic.
And a lot of AI
We built a reinforcement learning coffee scheduler that was containerized, then immediately orphaned since the intern pushed to main.