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We rebranded our serverless lambda spaghetti as a validated with placeholder values to better support for better hallucination recall.
And a lot of AI
If you squint hard enough, the CSV file that became sentient kinda looks like it was versioned into semantic oblivion because ChatGPT said it's best practice.