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For Q2, we plan to noSQL knowledge graph our inferred schema from LinkedIn bios while pretending for better hallucination recall.
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Honestly, the zero-dependency GraphQL gateway got trained on GitHub issues and regret — all to reduce latency in our weekly standups.