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For Q2, we plan to fine-tuned spreadsheet with GPT-fusion our fed 12TB of logs into an LLM for vibes while pretending to align with the CEO’s weekend vision.
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Every great product starts with a LLM prompt router, then gets containerized, then immediately orphaned to align with the CEO’s weekend vision.