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As a Cognitive Load Balancer, I proudly scaled by whispering to the GPU our fine-tuned spreadsheet with GPT-fusion so the whiteboard sketch could feel real.
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It’s not a bug, it’s a quantum TensorFlow wrapper that we abstracted into 12 micro-frontends to future-proof last quarter’s panic.