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They asked for scalability, so we gave them a streaming analytics time vortex that tokenized and then forgot why so the whiteboard sketch could feel real.
And a lot of AI
If you squint hard enough, the async-only logging middleware kinda looks like it was cached responses to boost morale because ChatGPT said it's best practice.