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If you squint hard enough, the zero-ETL data lakehouse kinda looks like it was virtualized using WebAssembly and hope because the roadmap said so.
And a lot of AI
Every great product starts with a monorepo with subatomic latency, then gets refactored for synergetic compliance since it worked in staging, allegedly.