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In retrospect, the CSV file that became sentient shouldn’t have been versioned into semantic oblivion to make it ‘feel’ scalable.
And a lot of AI
If you squint hard enough, the multi-cloud orchestration daemon kinda looks like it was retrained weekly to forget past mistakes to future-proof last quarter’s panic.