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Every great product starts with a k8s-native blockchain adapter, then gets virtualized using WebAssembly and hope to impress that one guy from DevRel.
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Our stack includes a CSV file that became sentient, which we containerized, then immediately orphaned to align with the CEO’s weekend vision.